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Post by Elrohir on Mar 24, 2004 15:49:13 GMT -5
I thought I'd start one of these off, too liven up the Off-Topic board. The offical Lord of the Rings forums has one of these on it, but that was a while back so im not sure if its there anymore.
You know you've been watching LoTR too much when you hold the door of your English teachers class when shes trying to get through and yell, "You shall not pass!"
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Post by manwe on Mar 24, 2004 16:02:29 GMT -5
Lol. I have just wet my self laughing. I think ill give it a try.
You know when you have been watching to much LoTR when a teacher calls you to his/her desk and you go "For Frodo".
Good?
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Post by Elrohir on Mar 24, 2004 16:04:31 GMT -5
Yep, i like ;D
You know you've been watching LoTR too much when get a cheesy gold ring in a christmas cracker, and the next day you put it on and pretend your invisible for the entire day.
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Post by manwe on Mar 24, 2004 16:12:06 GMT -5
Lol. I like this. I should have thought of this. *Hits self on the head with an iron pole repetedly*
You know you`ve been watching to much LoTR when you get a rubbish pair of bioculars and start looking and people "I see you".
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Post by manwe on Mar 24, 2004 16:24:34 GMT -5
I like this. How on earth did you think of it?
You know youve been watching to much LoTR when every shadow you see you think is a ringwraith and wou always carry a fire with you. And some plants you say is kinsweed, in case............
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Post by Imbeglín Oronrá on Mar 25, 2004 3:50:57 GMT -5
OK, here we go...
You know you've been watching too much LotR when, whenever there's lots of sun, you start to stumbe and wave your hands clumsily in the air above you.
It's the best I could do at short notice.
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Post by manwe on Mar 25, 2004 12:01:02 GMT -5
He he he. I love this.
You know youve been watching to much LoTR when an angry teacher is after you and your friends. And when you meet her/him down a corridor you step out in front of your friends and say. "There will be a day when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of Fellowship. But it is not this day. THIS DAY WE FIGHT".
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Post by Elrohir on Mar 25, 2004 12:04:06 GMT -5
Hahahahah, lol, now THAT one made me laugh...
You know you've been watching LoTR too much when you start sitting in the dark corner of your bedroom, and start mumbling words to yourself such as, "My precious...no-one will take it away from meeee!"
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Post by Imbeglín Oronrá on Mar 27, 2004 15:10:11 GMT -5
You know you've been watching too mych LotR when...
Everytime you hear a high-pitched scream you fall to the floor and start shouting Nazgúl at the top of your voice.
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Post by manwe on Mar 28, 2004 5:52:21 GMT -5
lol.
You know youve been watching to much LoTR when....
you put a black sheet over your head and start screaming in a high pitched scream. And when you see fire, you run away!
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Post by Galdor Nénharma on Mar 28, 2004 21:42:36 GMT -5
You know that you have been watching LothR too much when at your birthday party, you tell your friends, “I don’t know half of you half as much as I would like...”
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Post by aninduil on Apr 10, 2004 9:15:02 GMT -5
i found a site that tells you if your really addicted to LoTR, i cant remember it tho, theres 121 things on it, heres a few: For some reason you don’t wear shoes… Whenever someone wants to get past a door, you jump in front and say “The Doors of Durin, Lord Of Moria. Speak, Friend, And Enter” You often mistake your Spanish teacher [which is a SHE] for Saruman When you feel sick and you go to the school nurse, and she asks you what’s wrong you say “I’ve been stabbed by a Morgul Blade. I need Elvish medicine, this is beyond your skill to heal.”
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Post by Galdor Nénharma on Apr 10, 2004 11:52:14 GMT -5
You have defiantly been watching too much been watching LotR when you are informed that when you were coming out from under the effects of anesthetics after a hospital procedure that you were quoting Bilbo’s farewell speech and the “One Ring to rule them all”poem.
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Post by Blackheart on Apr 14, 2004 15:48:19 GMT -5
You know you've been watching too much Lotr when you go to a friends fancy dress party dressed as Frodo...
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Post by Gelmir Elensar on Apr 16, 2004 12:13:26 GMT -5
You know you've been watching too much LoTR when you dress up in black and sit on your dog and start screeching like a Nazgúl.
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