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Post by Eärendur on Jun 7, 2004 17:14:31 GMT -5
OCC:I think there is way to many serious post in this RP board. This RP thread is about a tavern and well us containing our licour..... _____________________________________________
Eärendur walks into the empty tavern called Gandalfs Elixer. He walks up to the bar, which amazingly has no bartender.
"hey anyone in here?" "righh gere" "GAH!!!" Earendur sprang on the bar unsheathing his swords I(with the squigly dot i)r and d(u with curly thing on top)ath (blood and darkness) "DONT DO THAT AGAIN! and please close your mouth, by the look of your teeth your employer doesnot give you a dental plan!!!" A hobbit jumps up on a stool, he has rag tag clothes but has a gold necklace with diamonds inlaid, he also has a solid ruby earings. His teath are hidieos, in one spot there is a 3 inch gap....
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Post by elvensword on Jun 7, 2004 17:21:03 GMT -5
((OOC: Isnt this the barrow downs tavern?))
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Post by Eärendur on Jun 8, 2004 3:58:10 GMT -5
((OOC: stares at elvenswords post. looks up...stairs at the post....o wait its about a story that we tell in the barrow downs!!!!!! ahah i get it....))
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Post by elvensword on Jun 8, 2004 13:14:40 GMT -5
((I'll be a dwarf then. well if its gonna be like the barrow downs......))
A drunken dwarf starggered into the tavern and fell over about 5 stools before reaching the bar. "Hello fair elf!" he exclaimed squinting at the hobbit, "I'll have a large pint of dragon blood from Agreal the black flame!" after being told that there was no such drink as this, the dwarf collapsed on the wooden floor and spoke no more for awhile.
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Post by Iaryave on Jun 8, 2004 16:56:47 GMT -5
(( ill be a human ))
Sudenly a tall human entered the tavern and yelled batender give me your best drink and make it double. Then he looked at the dwarf who was lying on the ground, and yelled to bartender again an bring something to drink for this dwarve.
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Post by Eärendur on Jun 10, 2004 23:27:08 GMT -5
Eärendur watches the dwarf and the human walk in screaming at the bartender. Eärendur still was holding his swords at the hobbits neck. "masta iva gotta get themseves a drink!!!" "ha u filthy little orc!!!! give them 2 and give me a orange juice!!!" yells Eärendur.
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Post by Iaryave on Jun 11, 2004 16:52:52 GMT -5
orange juice!! Drunken human said to Eärendur. Argh that is not a mens drink, Baartender. Burp.. te human burped.. Bring him some dragon Blood or something..
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Post by elvensword on Jun 11, 2004 18:03:04 GMT -5
The drunken dwarf woke with a start and saw the faces of others peering down on him. He got up, muttered something about getting some ale and then went and sat on a stool with his had flat against the bar.
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Post by Iaryave on Jun 11, 2004 18:24:27 GMT -5
Hey you Dwarf.. Want a bear? By the way whats your name anyway?
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Post by Eärendur on Jun 12, 2004 1:14:56 GMT -5
Eärendur suddenly jumps off his stole and runs outside. With a vroom his ferrari enzo comes alive with a yell he floors it. The lights blur as he aproaches 200 MPH. He suddenly brakes and pulls into a narrow lane. He rows down the window and a chicks voice answers "welcome to McDonalds may i take your order?"
"yeah i would like some mcflurry with a shot of some rum...oh and some..."he falls alseep and drools on the sterring wheel...
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Post by elvensword on Jun 12, 2004 12:27:25 GMT -5
((ok theres a bit of anachronsim going on here))
The dwarf pickes up a sturdy throwing axe and starts attempting to play darts with it. He missis the target by a few metres and nearly hits a hobbit lady so he gives up and goes and hits the dartboard with a hammer
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Post by Iaryave on Jun 14, 2004 6:41:40 GMT -5
Argh u dwarve now o what we will throw our darts eh? The human goes to the bartender and says give me more bear..
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Post by Eärendur on Jun 15, 2004 2:15:32 GMT -5
with a screech Eärendur walks in the room and is almost beheaded by a dwarve throwing axes. "AYE YOU CRAZY DWARFISH TYPE DUDE...BEARDED MUNCHIN TYPE PERSON..yeah. He stumbles into the room and starts to sleep on the pool table...
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Post by Iaryave on Jun 16, 2004 8:14:19 GMT -5
The human walks in the middle of the room and starts swinging. urgh i shouldn't have drunk so much. bartender can i get a room? Burb.. second thought i changed my mind, i will go out to have some fresh air.. and so the human walks out of the bar.
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Post by elvensword on Jun 16, 2004 16:11:46 GMT -5
The dwarf approches the pool table and starts trying to use Earendurs head as the white ball, and continues to hit it with the cue.
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